30 October 2007

Dissing Your Toddler


Gee, thanks Sylvie. I've never really understood the need for crisp clean sheets anyway, so I think you're "accent" really adds a special something. I especially enjoyed coming out of the bathroom today to find this little "present" in bed waiting for me. What a nice surprise! Now, I know you'll be busy all day tomorrow cleaning the sheets and dealing with this mess. Oh, no, wait a minute, that's MY job. I'm the one that slaves away in a hot laundromat while you stay at home and play with Daddy.

Remember, there's one thing stronger than your toddler's sense of self...her sense of irony.

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